Wednesday, January 31, 2007

A Haiku About How Much I Love Grapes
by Tobias Skünke

Grapes, how I love thee
Munching and playing with you
Play play play, munch munch
More?




8 comments:

Tamara said...

i wonder. as a man of grapes... are you in support of or opposed to the "california raisins" trend in the 80s?

Iron Chef Boyardee said...

Well, they used to be fat and juicy and now they're twisted. They had their lives stolen. Well, they taste sweet, but really they're just humiliated grapes. I can't say I am a big supporter of the raisin council. It's sick. The commercial people they make them sing and dance so people will eat them. It's a shame about raisins.

Stargirl said...

Shame, indeed.

It's like making old people sing and dance to make THEM more appealing.

Jason and Emily said...

I would wager that the word "skunk" is the most commonly used word on this blog.

he he!

Iron Chef Boyardee said...

Well the blog does date back to 2004, so there's a decent chance the #1 word might be "antiquing"

Stargirl said...

Nope. It's definitely "ass."

Iron Chef Boyardee said...

Though I am certain the #1 phrase is, "So here's the thing,"

Jason and Emily said...

Hey! I'm here!! kisses and hugs!