There's a new client at work...
He has a friend named Andres that has been known to occasionally exert a bad influence on the client in question. Apparently Andres helped get him involved with drugs, and later with crime, assisting the client in some of his illegal hijinx. As it turns out, Andres doesn't actually exist. At least he doesn't exist in the mortal plane you and I now occupy. Now, I've had a lot of clients in my time, some highly functional, some not as much, but this is the first time that I've been around a person that doesn't exist, unless you count taking pictures with Santa at the mall when I was a kid. Add to that his interesting habit of standing around for about 30 seconds before responding to a question, and we've got a real challenge on our hands!
On Friday afternoon, while I was looking forward to the weekend, I was standing near the client not really saying or doing anything, and he turns to me and says, "He's taken pieces of me that I'll never get back." Then he turned and walked away. I may not forget that for a long time... "He's taken pieces of me that I'll never get back."
*shakes head*
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Do you have phychiatrists to consult about issues?
Several.
My first reaction is to believe him.
We had the same reaction... until he told us that Andres was there in the prison, but wasn't incarcerated.
So? YOU'RE in prison, but YOU aren't incarcerated.
Only after I come home from work, dear.
ouch
I believe in demons, myself. I believe they attach themselves to people.
looking back at the conversation that preceded my comment, I feel I should clarify... I didn't mean either of you (chef or stargirl), by the way.
ha ha.
;)
(and, by the way, I love the reference in the title to your post)
laughed
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