Well, I was groping around for some generic "getting to know you" BS, and I guess this will suffice. (Stolen From Zannah's blog:)

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
"Rolls of parchment littered that part of his desk that was not taken up..."
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
A lamp, actually.
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Kung Fu, starring David Carradine.
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
9:47 pm
5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?
9:59 pm
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
My own heart beat... and the grasshopper.
7: When did you last step outside? what were you doing?
Earlier this afternoon, I was bringing the trashcan in from the curb.
8: Before you came to this web site, what did you look at?
The hair on the back of my knuckles
9: What are you wearing?
clothing?
10: Did you dream last night?
Perhaps.
11: When did you last laugh?
The last time someone said something amusing, I imagine.
12: What is on the walls of the room you are in?
It looks like water based paint.
13: Seen anything weird lately?
No, not especially wierd, no.
14: What is the last film you saw?
What Dreams May Come
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
Either a new car, or a really, really classy hooker.
17: Tell me something about you that I don't know:
That I really do like you?
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Either eliminate all body hair from all people in the world, or maybe feed the hungry. Acutally, I think anyone that wants a good full time job should have one availible to them, but then again the body hair thing is pretty appealing. Especially for you.
19: Do you like to dance?
Nope.
20: George Bush: is he really doing Dick Cheney?
Is George Bush actually doing... anything?
21a: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?:
Female Offspring #1
21b: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?:
Male Offspring #1
22: Would you ever consider living abroad?:
Of course